My name is Patrick. Pleased to meet you. I run a business which helps teach little kids to read, and spend a lot of time on HN as my hobby. A lot of HNers know me, have spoken to me, or have shaken my hand in person, because I'm a fairly personable guy. Most do not say "Hello Patrick, pleased to meet you, I don't give half a fuck whether you starve to death." That would be a wee bit uncouth.
We have guidelines here for the community's consensus on talking to each other: http://ycombinator.com/newsfaq.html
I'd also like to leave you with a video from Derek Sivers, who also happens to be a HNer. I think the lesson is rather important.