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Thoth, or Hermes Trismegistus.

Something incredibly alluring about his lore.

Which is related to Shiva and Mercury.

Since Thoth is a shapeshifter, who knows their true name. Always comes in waves of three though.

Hermes is definitely the god of the internet -- the messenger god and tricker god in one.

Clearly, the god of the internet is Hastur (Nyarlathotep).