A few years ago I had decided that I was going to deactivate my Facebook account. In the process, there was a page that displayed the names and profile pictures of a few of my friends, and told me, explicitly, that each of them would miss me.

"John will miss you." "Mary will miss you." "Steve will miss you." "Greg will miss you." "Suzy will miss you."

It was so transparently evil that I couldn't believe it.