As always with reaching megacorps: any official channel would be hopelessly flooded with spam, so your only hope is to reach an employee through alternative means. Usually a sufficienlty large Titter storm is the most robust way. But, as illustrated here, luck can be had on any social network.
That’s the beauty of it: you can’t.
Facebook doesn't listen to us peasants anyway, just like Google and the other mafia giants.
Yep.
The right (but useless) answer here is “Have a million dollar per month advertising spend, and talk to your account manager.”
Mafia? Simply intelligence. Both are criminal orgs above the law though