Coming soon: TaaS API. Don't own your own metal, rent it from the cloud. Get a block of text professionally typed on a classic typewriter and FedEx'd overnight.
AirKey&Key: Book a room with a typewriter in it
KeyLift: Someone will drive you a typewriter
Jammable: Instead of an actual typed page, you get a hosted JPEG of your typed page and an NFT
AirKey&Key actually sounds kind of interesting. Rent a place that's set up as a writer's retreat. (I mean, that's not so different from Airbnb where you just bring you own laptop, but the idea seems interesting.)
Taking the We out of WeWork.
I mean, this would be doable if one happened to own a daisy wheel printer or IBM 2741 terminal (which is basically a Selectric typewriter plus the circuitry to turn it into a terminal), that would actually be pretty easy to set up.
Oh yeah I can totally see Lob adding this to their API as an April Fools thing.
There needs to a specific "up vote for humor" on HN.
The About page seems to indicate that submissions ought to be prepared on a physical typewriter.
Then yes, you're excluded. Printing a page of courier is missing the point.