We've banned this account for repeatedly posting flamebait and unsubstantive comments and ignoring our request to stop. Not cool.

If you don't want to be banned, you're welcome to email hn@ycombinator.com and give us reason to believe that you'll follow the rules in the future. They're here: https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html.

Even with the /s and assuming best intentions, this made me upset. Sorry I'm downvoting and flagging.