What regulation requires you to publish an app? That strikes me as very unusual.
As for Android -- Google is also Cannabis hostile but side-loading onto Android is a breeze (by comparison to iOS)
- Our app was for business regulatory compliance obligation.
- Our clients asked for us to get into the App store (customers love that shit for some reason)
- The process sucked for us.
I seems like you think we had a regulatory compliance obligation to be in the App store -- we did not; and do not. I only got into this thread because dealing with Apple sucks -- and sucked for us especially hard.