"Horseradish" aside (lol) my favorite Russian euphemism for this is:

"[I] spun [this] on my dick" (на хую вертел). Spun as in "to spin", "to rotate", "to twirl." The imagery is a bit absurd, as is the case with most of these. The Greek one with the flowers and the bees is 10/10 as well.

I had a good laugh. Thanks, author.