I am completely honest here: We had a dishwasher since I was a little child (it's very common here)

The first one we had, we had for over 20 years until it broke down.

If I can only get an IoT-thingy, I'll refuse to buy one and either repair the old one or wash by hand.

I am a green-nut, so I try to minimize my eco-footprint, but enough is enough and I draw a line when my dishwasher needs to phone home.

What software update could it possible need? A better algorithm for dosage?