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My memory of what happens when they are caught is that that “<something something>, stress, grandma, sick, boyfriend/girlfriend, dog, car, flatmate <something something>, I’ve learned a lesson, please let my attempt at cheating slide.”

Faculty gives compassionate consideration and everyone moves on. Used to infuriate me.

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When I worked retail at a big box store in college, the operations manager kept a spreadsheet tally of the death, disease and mishap that afflicted store employees.

After Christmas at the annual party he announced the total death toll (it was like 80 people and 50 pets for a staff of 120), and presented the person with the most fake death a funeral basket of flowers and summer sausage.

The payoff here (looking like a giant asshole) doesn't seem worth the risk (publically humiliating someone who had the worst year of their life and lost a ton of family and friends)

It was a joke. Nothing was injured other than the brain cells killed by binge drinking.

The guy was notorious, the dude didn’t realize that managers spoke to each other. His poor grandmother “died” about 8 times, just in one year.

One way to solve it is to say the final grade for the year will exclude your worst 3 assignments.

Then any technical issues just get awarded a zero, but it doesn't matter because 'it won't affect your grade anyway'.

That totally won't be abused.

How would you abuse that? Choose to drop 3 results, that's your choice. Then get an emergency and have to forgo a forth. Well, that truly is your own fault since you chose to drop the first 3.

But when dad calls up the administration and reminds them of how much he's paying for the course, little Karen gets allowed to have that '3' number increased to 6...

Or in years like 2020-2021 where some people have actually lost more than 3 family members / close friends.

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