I don't say hey... Dudes introverted like me! I relate!
Instead I see a small, insecure person that can't understand people are different.
Because people like a different level of social connection doesn't mean they're miserable or that you are their unpaid therapist.
You sound like a scifi geek who's still grumbling at 30 years old that your dad made you try out for the football team when you were 13.