But my router supplying DHCP and with info about where it should look takes guessing 3 minutes. And the NAS containing the actual files that the Pi should load is in a virtual machine that takes, guessing, 8 minutes for the hypervisor and VM to start.
So by then the Pi will have timed out and sit there, doing nothing for all eternity.
Fix? An extremely elaborate scheme of Ikea trådfri outlet controlled by the same server taking 8 minutes to boot to power-cycle the pi after it gets up (and notices that the pi doesn't answer to pings).
Has this been fixed yet? Is it even considered a bug?
Not sure about the rationale of giving up booting... Especially when this ought to be an extremely common scenario.