I get that you’re joking but ffs it’s been two decades and we have good reason for Pluto to be a dwarf planet.
Good reasons beyond "hey, if we make all the new objects planets, children will have to learn a lot more names in that completely pointless exercise to know all the planets?"
Classifications exist for a reason. If we considered everything big enough to be a sphere a planet then the term would be close to useless.
I mean, we called the things we currently just call “planets” “major planets” instead, and include “dwarf planets” as an additional subsets of planets instead of a separate category, and the terminology would be more consistent. It would be a good way to complete the terminology shift that split what used to be minor planets into dwarf planets and small solar system bodies (including reclassifying Pluto as a dwarf planet.)
Oh yeah, name 4 good reasons. /s
Eris, Haumea, Makemake, Gonggong
Let's make them all planets! Let's fight for the small planet against the tyranny of the giants!
First they came for Pluto and I didn't speak out because ...
We should demote Earth, Mercury, Venus and Mars for being too small. I'm tired of these terra-centric definitions!