I worked at Google in KIR for the past 5 years. You calling the working conditions "atrocious" is hilarious. This is why people call Googlers entitled.
Disclaimer: Just going from your two comments, never saw Google's offices.
"Wow, this looks like a call center; I'm glad I'm not in customer support", I thought to myself.
And then one of guys sitting at those big tables stood up, extending his hand: "Hi, I'm ...., glad to meet you guys". It was that senior engineer. Yikes!
Makes me want to drop by and crank that giant net up and down a few times just so everyone in the south wing can hear that soothing creaking sound again.
That said, let me know if you find yourself again stuck in KIR-D and want to escape while still working on the eastside.