So the wizards have the "hey you wanna see my tower" routine. A nice cup of mind control potion seals the deal.
So the wizards have the "hey you wanna see my tower" routine. A nice cup of mind control potion seals the deal.
I tried complaining to the magic council but they turned me into a toad. Took me 30 minutes to write this lol. Webbed feet are shit. And you can forget using speech input.
TV tropes cites two references to this in Terry Pratchett Discworld novels in the Freud Was Right article:
"Going Postal: As she looks over Moist's ideas for stamp pictures, Adora Belle Dearheart notes that the stamp with the highest value has a picture of the Tower of Art at Unseen University — the tallest building in the city.
Adora: Oh, the Tower of Art... How like a man.
Lords and Ladies: Naggy Ogg tells Casanunda "Magrat says a broomstick is one of them sexual metaphor things." (Footnote: Although this is a phallusy.)"