$29 64 bit RISC-V in the same form factor as an RPi CM3 https://www.clockworkpi.com/product-page/copy-of-clockworkpi...
If you never look for it, you will believe it doesn’t exist.
I was very skeptical of ARM back in the day thinking that it was great for crappy little iTrinkets and Androids but not for “real computing”. I was clearly wrong. I was very skeptical of RISC-V until I recently heard Jim Keller explain why RISC-V has a bright future. He was rather convincing. This is especially true given his track record of straight-up magical results. Looking at different RISC-V machines, I think that the greatest advantage is that it is simple and can therefore be optimized more easily than complex designs, and due to being open, it has very low cost which will encourage more eyes trying more and different optimizations.
EDIT: Link to Jim Keller interview https://www.anandtech.com/show/16762/an-anandtech-interview-...