My hunch is we will get exactly zero new features, but Musk will be able to ensure any and all of his rich buddies will be back on the platform.

I don't think he gives a damn about the product or how it functions.

>> I bet 5 dogecoins that we won't get anything of this.

I bet you get Donald Trump back on Twitter.

Looks like we already have. Your 5 dogecoin is worth 25% more on the news.

Every dogecoin transferred kills a dog. It's part of a fancy new crypto mechanism called proof of jerk.