Man, you seem to have a lot of hot takes on pizza here with zero evidence. As a Canadian I will take my thin pizza, not everything needs to be "American". Disgusting.
I'd think the rest of the world would be OK with letting us take the blame for these thick pizzas (thin is better).
It's all good at the end of the day, but it doesn't have to be thin to be good, nor does it have to (laughably) come from Naples.