"m'am, it's a long story...they have my files. Also, I am recording you. Who wants breadsticks?!"
https://www.shawlocal.com/2020/10/26/man-charged-with-disord...
Now, if it asked you to buy some pizzas and just hand them to some less fortunate kids, you could probably do that without interacting with the police. You'd still need to be careful, but it could probably be done.