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It's satire. ZeroStableCoin, the coin that is stable at zero.

Why yes we can. The visionary pioneer of stablecoins (and occasional mathematician) Cauchy came up with a theorem to determine if the path you take with your investments in fact adds up to zero.

We do not just hope that our coin has a stable value. We constantly check contours of complex functions to ensure your investment remains at zero at all times.

Yes, it's satire