This idea is hilarious. If only every function was given a sound so you could hear a cacophony of mistakes every time it was run. Imagine a programmer Bach, someone who could somehow weave a beautiful rhythm into their standard library function calls.

My uncle made alarm go off when somebody opens a gate in my parents fence years ago. He used old auto alarm. It sounds like a submarine about to launch torpedoes:)

We learnt to ignore it in a few months, but it's funny when guests hear it for the first time.