Customer: "Could you make the 'name' field of this entity longer? We need to add longer names."
Me: "Why?"
Customer: "Well, we want to name the entity '2022 - Spring - $500k - Contoso Inc. - Presale stage' so we can find it more easily."
Me: "So what you actually want is to be able to filter/search for entities by all those values, and you're just using the name as a workaround because it's all you have."
Customer: "Well that's how we do it in Excel."