ETA: Oh this is even better: `if (false)` code can (as of 0.10) run even outside field assignment: https://github.com/ziglang/zig/issues/12040
Like I said, joke language. I define that as a toy language which is badly broken by design. Kind of like LOLCODE except I doubt LOLCODE runs `if (false)` code.
More issues with `if`: https://github.com/ziglang/zig/issues/10349 https://github.com/ziglang/zig/issues/8952 https://github.com/ziglang/zig/issues/4491 https://github.com/ziglang/zig/issues/5230 https://github.com/ziglang/zig/issues/6444 https://github.com/ziglang/zig/issues/7097