Reminds me of the classic "how to write unmaintainable code": https://cs.fit.edu/~kgallagher/Schtick/How%20To%20Write%20Un...

Especially this bit:

    Bedazzling Names
    Choose variable names with irrelevant emotional connotation. e.g.:

    marypoppins = (superman + starship) / god; 

    This confuses the reader because they have difficulty disassociating the
    emotional connotations of the words from the logic they're trying to think about.