> Dear React.js,

> We've been together for almost 10 years. We've come a long way. But things are getting out of hand. We need to talk.

> It's embarrassing, I know. Nobody wants to have that conversation. So instead, I'll say it in songs.

Am I the only that finds this open letter format extremely cringey? I almost didn't want to read the article after that intro. The content was excellent otherwise.