Because you like your car...
Every decade or so, I try a fast oil change place, usually when I'm in a hurry, and it sells me on changing my own oil for the next decade, because it's either obscenely overpriced, they screw up my car somehow, or both.
Last time I took vehicles in for oil changes, it cost nearly $200 for my truck (I know it takes a lot of oil, but ffs...), and for the car, they didn't get the airbox back together properly, so I had a nice post-air-filter leak. They even left the bolt they couldn't get lined up sitting in the windshield air inlet tray - because they'd not lined the filter box up right. And, they forgot a crush washer on the drain plug, so I had a dinner plate sized oil puddle under the car in the morning. Sorry, I see no point in paying someone to screw my vehicles up like that.