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The underlying library being written in Rust is something of a relief (if you'll pardon the expression) as I am nervous about anything to do with my butt being written in something called C Sharp.

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Not entirely sure having rust in your butt is a better option....

Well at least the colour will match.

And it complements a low iron diet

Though Analitik would seem more fitting: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Аналитик

What it really needs is to be ported to a new, bespoke dialect of brainfuck... but what to name it...

tho a lot of people willingly put java in their butt on purpose

For those who don't know - coffee enemas are, sadly, a thing.

https://www.webmd.com/cancer/pancreatic-cancer/news/20000615...

not to mention Go, Dart, or Squeak. Python... debatable.

Perhaps Tsoding can live stream porting the Buttplug library to Coq?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coq

Surprised nobody has mentioned But_Fu_k.

Hopefully the author of the C sharp port did actually do some manual testing.

I get the joke but it's worth pointing out C# is actually memory safe and more flexible than Rust in that regard (with the downside of less control on GC).

I can't tell if you're being straight, or writing fiendishly clever satire with a triple entendre thrown in.

For those who are into that kinda stuff there's F Sharp, of course.

That logo is on point.

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