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I assume this is excellent satire, but you never really can tell.

Not without blockchain, you can never really tell.

You really can't..

> Before blockchain, I was miserable.

This part gives it away. Also his username which is probably misspelled deliberately.

Bockchain - human centipede but with chickens

Bockchain - digital pecking order

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