- Do you have a Debian package?
- I beg your pardon?
- My Pinephone runs a modified version of Debian, the Universal Operating System.
- ... What is that?
- Oh fine. I'll settle for a Flatpack then.
- I'm not sure I follow.
-Does Qatar's Law require me to have an Android phone xor an iPhone?
- No ... ?
- Well your Law specification is incomplete and buggy.
you get arrested for obstruction of justice