I especially like what is being printed out:

In America, the "Yuppies" -- Young Urban Professionals -- are having babies at an unprecedented rate. And literally nothing is too good for these infants of the affluent. In fact, they're called Gourmet Babies! So we propose to offer traditional Yuppie foods -- sushi, pasta salads, brie cheeses, etc. -- in baby food form.

That business model work work today. Say what you will about Apple, they really know their target demographic.