whois 1e100.net <snip>

Registrant: DNS Admin Google Inc. 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway Mountain View CA 94043

Assuming "all these obscurely named TCP connections" means 1e100 hostnames, why exactly did you need to do this for "each one", why was this such a time sink, and how would "googleserver.com" be any more implicitly trustworthy?