> I've almost never worked with a Java programmer who could actually write Java code using the OO features that the language is based around

I don't understand this. The language is based around primitive, flawed, simplistic OO features, right? Like "class Dog : Animal"? I never write code like that either, because it's bad practice. But you're saying they can't write code like that? Or that they don't use classes at all? How can you even write any Java that way?