> I own the airspace and you’re my employee, get it fucking straight.

Not sure about this one... why would you believe I am your employee?

> you are pompous as shit.

Willing to listen to this one.

> dual mandate clowns are a fucking joke and we all know it.

The FAA Safety Team's mandate is as follows

"Lower the Nation’s aviation accident rate by conveying safety principles and practices through training, outreach, and education; while establishing partnerships and encouraging the continual growth of a positive safety culture within the aviation community."

You may refer to it at https://www.faasafety.gov/about/mission.aspx