> It's even weirder in Canada, where "toot" means "fart" but also "toke" as in inhaling cannabis smoke from a joint / pipe / bong.
No, that makes it sound just about right.
Fair point
Means the same in the US afaik, but maybe it's regional. That's the first thing I thought when I heard it.
IDK, I live in Canada (Ontario) and I've never heard of the word toot referring to flatulence until people started complaining about Mastodon on HN. For me toot always referred to the sound a horn makes.