So, your "Apple hardware is terrible" wants the Thinkpad "keyboard and far better aesthetics", but stil prefers Apple internals especially "the CPU".
In other words, you claim "the hardware is terrible", but your actual case is "I prefer the external design of the Thinkpad".
I guess, I'll give you the keyboard. Which is more than compensated with the far greater touchpad, incredible speed, battery life, and coolness while all of the previous (of the M1).