If you would like to understand why they use weird vocabulary, here is a request which I expect will induce frustration and then clarity:
“Please explain how someone can be similar to a bovine in their relationship to crypto”
Oh, that's easy. When looking at the carbon footprint per unit calorie, bovine flesh, is much larger than vegetarian options. Same with water and land use as well. It's actually significantly worse for your health as well. There are practically no up sides to consuming beef, except the taste.
That's what it means when somebody is bullish on crypto: they want a currency that has little upside and is horrible for environment.