Like most of these try hard scandals, they fall apart if you apply even a small amount of critical thinking to them

It’s a conspiracy to watch me do laundry. I have evidence on a wall of random photos and newspaper clippings pinned together with yarn made from ugly sweaters’ red dryer lint.

I think there’s a subset of people who make up and believe sinister intentions for a litany of motivations.

It’s simpler than there being shitty situations large and small for no individual reason if there’s someone or something in particular to scapegoat.