> A healthy young male like me would probably have been far better off to not receive any kind of vaccine

If you mean “might” instead of “would probably”, then maybe I’d agree that you’re on the right track.

> I don’t think I could have had it any worse.

You’re alive and you haven’t described severe disability lasting at least a year, so this part is just not correct.

Being healthy and young reduces the risk of severe outcomes, but not to zero.