And for families who can't afford $400, library cards are free.
Questions they've answered which probably wouldn't have risen to the level of "let's go to the library today/tomorrow":
* what are the signs of the Chinese zodiac? which one am i?
* what is the different between a trademark and a copyright? why does it say "R" vs "TM"? (I gave an answer off the type of my head, but they clearly weren't happy with it.... haha)