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Not a designer, I appreciate this advice immensely, I’ll try!

Yep, specifically it looks to me like the kind of styling for a gambling or raffle website.

Or one of those pamphlets that come with packages from random companies on Amazon that tries to show how it's high quality.

Note taken lol wow

Honestly it's not that bad. For someone who's not a designer it looks rather polished.