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Same, you'd need to be Don Corleone himself or I'm off.

I figured OP was being sarcastic and got a chuckle out of it. Seems like it didn't land that way in general though, looking at all these replies!

I got a real chuckle out of it. But I am feeling a bit remorseful. Will add /s next time.

And if you’re Don Corleone himself, you don’t need to grab someone’s arm to have their undivided attention.