The locations of the continents spend the vast majority of the time either approaching a clustered state, or leaving it.
Because the thick continents with land are a minority of the surface [2], They only briefly pass through a period of even dispersal when passing from one clustered state to another.
>My intuition says that in an Earth-like sphere, with 29% land and 71% water, there's a high chance of there existing a hemisphere with almost all of the land
Can you explain more? If you have 7 or so plates with land, why would you expect them to have a high chance of being in the same hemisphere? The math is the same as flipping a coin 7 times. Flip the first and see which side it lands on, then flip the remaining 6 and see how many match the same hemisphere. What am I missing?
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