I'm tired of this crap. Can we just say all businesses have to pay $10,000 direct to each customer for each data breach?
Furthermore, to prevent government scope creep, can we say the $10,000 comes from the dynastic wealth of whatever congress critters backed whatever bills required the companies to collect the stolen data in the first place?
There is no reason for the cell company to even know who its customers are, beyond dealing with sim card replacements. That could be handled without requiring PII.