Bonus points for calling it Ivory - a luxury item which still results in the poaching and killing of these wonderful creatures today.
The Ivory trade is disgusting. Anything that continues to promote Ivory as a positive is disgusting.
Update: I think the two folks replying are making my point for me. If your product is a sugar-free gum that is good for teeth, then for sure call it Dentyne.
Well, they couldn't trademark that, so they'd call it this instead:
Where can I find a mastodon?