You say that like I don't live in sight of the plume, friend. I've been volunteered. ;)

I have more concern living in this part of the country about the lead in my pipes than the contents of that cloud.

Exactly this. Nobody claiming this shit is safe will put their lives where their mouths are. Nobody in this thread moaning about people not trusting the experts will consider moving their families into this town to show the rest of us how trustworthy they really think the government is.