This reminds me of that dumb meme: "you criticize society, and yet you participate in it... Interesting".

In a capitalistic system, money is power, and messing with it has serious consequences.

I'd rather be punched in the face than have all my savings drained, for example (as long as it's not Mike Tyson doing the punching).

There is actually a money<->life tradeoff (because money can buy medical treatment), but that requires the value to be actually destroyed/created.

I see in your post history that you're a comedian, so I can only hope that this is meant to be funny, because the irony here is layered on so thickly.