I don't own a Tesla, and I'm not an apologist. But there are multiple reasons to own the car. And not all of them have to do with saving the planet, cameras, or the glovebox.
"Actually the rolling spy box is a good thing for reasons I'm not able to articulate, but please trust I am very smart."
Did you think I was trying to convince you that I was smart? Apologies for being unclear.
But can your Ford Fusion play Doom or The Witcher 3 on the media unit? Thought so.
Won't someone think of the children? A whole generation of high schoolers deprived of the ability to steal their daddy's luxury sedan and bang their girlfriend in the front seat without the car narcing on them.