The point being, it is really, REALLY, hard for someone to be invisible while browsing the modern internet. There are very few things you can do, but there are some things.
1. Install adblock 2. browse incognito 3. browse through a proxy (creates noise) and, the most important 4. use a plugin that randomizes queries to its components.
For #4, I don't know of any out there that do this effectively so I wrote my own.
The big take away from the article is that "nothing is stored locally"...well, most companies haven't been tracking that way for a long, long time.