Yeah, that's not going to happen any time soon.

I recently settled the estate of a deceased family member and moved some very large amounts of money through my JPMC accounts. As in, orders of magnitude larger than I normally deposit.

Did it trigger any flag from their sales department to maybe ask if I was interested in investing it with them, or moving it to a CD or money market account?

Nope. It was in and out and nary a peep was heard from them the entire time.