As parents, we should be able to determine what our kids have access to based on our own family values. No two families will be the same.
The idea that elementary or middle school children can handle having unrestricted (or minimally restricted) devices is absurd.
Could we not invent a religion, say Reformed Mennonites, that objects to children using screen devices? How could they argue with that?
I think there’s some value in having a modern, atheist, philosophical church to yield positive bureaucratic results. It reminds me of the early internet’s Church of the Subgenius [0] and people playing around for lulz. I had friends who were ironically Satanists and still have some who claim to be Discordians, but I think that’s just to mess with census takers.
As in, completely?
Then those parents should realise that they're severely hampering their kid's education and development in a screen-focused world, and set more reasonable restrictions.